ATS Labs – ALV Pinche Loco Pre-Workout (30 Servings)

ALV Pinche Loco is an aggressive, multifaceted pre-workout from ATS Labs, designed for athletes and gym-goers who crave maximum energy, tunnel-like focus, and intense pumps. This high-stim formula combines a full-spectrum matrix of nitric oxide boosters, endurance enhancers, cognitive activators, and fat-stimulating alkaloids.

Split across five functional complexes, Pinche Loco is designed to push every rep harder, drive mental clarity deeper, and leave no set unfinished. Expect the unexpected — this isn’t your average pre.

Active Ingredient Breakdown (Per 1 Scoop / 15.6g)

Loco Pump Matrix

• L-Citrulline Malate (2:1) – 5000 mg
  Supports nitric oxide production and the muscle pump during intense training.

• L-Taurine – 1000 mg
  Regulates fluid balance and may assist with endurance and hydration.

• Agmatine Sulfate – 500 mg
  May support nitric oxide retention and vasodilation for prolonged pumping.

Endurance Amplifier

• Beta Alanine – 3500 mg
  Supports muscular endurance by buffering lactic acid.

• Betaine Anhydrous – 2000 mg
  May enhance performance and support cellular hydration.

• L-Theanine – 150 mg
  Balances stimulant intensity and promotes calm focus.

Mind and Body Support

• Alpha GPC – 300 mg
  A choline source that may support memory, focus, and muscle contraction.

• Juniper Berry Extract – 225 mg
  Traditionally used for its adaptogenic and diuretic properties.

• Huperzine A – 150 mcg
  A potent nootropic that may support acetylcholine levels and mental clarity.

Pure Power Matrix

• Caffeine Anhydrous – 385 mg
  Delivers intense energy and mental sharpness.

• Isopropyl Norephrine – 30 mg
  A high-impact stimulant potentially supporting energy and fat metabolism.

• Guarana Seed Extract (std. to 50% caffeine) – 15 mg
  A natural caffeine source with longer-lasting release.

• Alpha Yo – 2 mg
  May support energy output and thermogenesis — caution for sensitive users.

Absorption Agent

• Black Pepper Extract (std. to 95% Piperine) – 10 mg
  Enhances the bioavailability and uptake of key ingredients.

Who is it for?

• Advanced users seeking high-stimulant, high-performance pre-workout formulas

• Lifters focused on vascularity, endurance, and drive

• Individuals unafraid of potent energy blends that push limits

Dosage – Timing – Follow-Up

Suggested Use:
Mix one scoop (15.6 g) with 200–300 ml of cold water 20–30 minutes before training.
Start with half a scoop to assess tolerance due to the high stimulant content.

Cycle Guidance:
Avoid using it late in the day. Use in cycles (e.g., 5 days on, 2 days off) to prevent adaptation. Do not exceed one scoop per 24 hours.

What We Think

Pinche Loco lives up to its name — potent, intense, and not for casual lifters. The Alpha Yohimbine kick is fast and sharp, the pumps are dense and tight, and the mental zone is razor-sharp without being jittery (thanks to theanine). We wouldn’t use it for cardio, but for strength training, it’s a beast.